Climate Mathematics for CAT 2010

Not you are wrong it is climate Mathematics not Quantitative aptitude that one must master to tackle CAT 2010.The reason :CAT 2009 which was conducted online had quant questions so easy that students were rubbing their eye and pinching themselves to believe that it is actually the CAT exam.The surprise was another unusual thing in the Online CAT Menu after the students gone through heavy frisking,I.D.card checking,Biometric fingerprinting ,face recognition procedure, signature validation and pre-test briefing.Having gone through these procedures many students hoped that online CAT 2009 should form a case study.Not for Management Programme but for CISF and CRPF personnels for ensuring security at airports and government installations.Anyways the surprising quant questions surely brought a small smile in the faces of the CAT 2009 aspirants (small because one cant be bigger when s/he has not eaten for last 3-4 hrs and standing all the time in queues going through the procedures).The smile was short live as when students tried to check their option the system broke down either due to power failure or virus (it was a computer virus not a mutant H1NI virus).
But while the fortunate CAT aspirants were happy solving easy Quant mathematics ,our environment minister Jai "ram" "Ram" esh * (no i am not shouting BJP's slogan) was explaining his calculations about indian sy\tand on Emission reduction.The unknown variable "x" in his explanation was a mutating factor either carbon intensity or emission intensity or energy intensity.The BJP parliamentarians were advised by the BJP bosses to take help of those CAT aspirants who were waiting for resheduling of their test to understand the ministers figures (in return the MPs have to cry CAT !CAT ! in parliament for a second or two,interestingly Amar singh thought that Katrina Kaif is coming at the well ).Anyways CAT aspirants too were unable to unpuzzle Jairam Ramesh's equations and gave up and said they will instead help the BJP MPs to solve Verbal section of the Liberhan Commissions report.On which Sushma Ji replied no need of it as another 17 years will be wasted and chances are that parliament questions will be asked online by then.
The tough climate change mathematics is expected to form part of CAT 2010 syllabus as parametric being a American firm will surely ask tough questions so that less people appear for CAT and less time computers will be ON and generate less CO2.Thus earn more carbon credits.Another tough calculation indeed.
Anyways if one still wants to prepare for CAT 2010 please closely watch and read climate change tutorial in Copenhagen.Some extra material for permutations and combinations topic will appear in few days when Jharkhand election results will be announced.For Probability topic commonwealth games 2010 is an example where amid others calculation of negative probabilities due of incompleteness of works, PM and sports ministers calculation are still around 1 .